overheard in october
"smothered in rich brown beef gravy"
"baby, you got junk in the trunk"
"i wanna gouge out my own eyes"
"i want to swan dive into an olympic-sized pool of rusty razor blades."
"i really enjoyed your wit"
"p-rock"
"turtle poking out its head"
"wormy strumpet"
"wooooo!"
"chevengas!!"
anything having to do with a mechanical bull or a camaro
"cow p."
"how'd that happen?"
"LOL"
"purse-faced witch"
"the next station is Aunt Rosie's front porch"
mary on the howard stern show saying "my mom says i'm fat!"
october's greatest hits
madonna, rayoflight
isaac hayes, shaft remix
spicegirls, 2become1
patti labelle, lady marmalade
hole, celebrity skin
Some lists of Brian's, written in 1998:
